Life On The Edge hoodie
Introducing the “Living Life on the Edge of a Mental Breakdown” hoodie. If you’re going to unravel in public, you might as well do it wrapped in a cocoon of sarcastic comfort. This isn’t just a hoodie; it’s your new emotional armor against the endless stream of nonsense life hurls your way. Soft, warm, and ready to absorb your late-night tears or muffle your mid-day screams, it’s the ideal companion for anyone who greets each day with a forced smile and a silent plea for mercy.
Featuring our smug, finger-gunning ShadowFox front and center, this hoodie makes it crystal clear you’re only barely holding it together. The thick, cozy fabric will keep you toasty while your mental state remains ice-cold and fragile. Pull up the hood to disappear from the world during moments of existential despair or to avoid eye contact with people who ask, “Are you okay?” because no, you’re not, and you’re tired of pretending otherwise.
This hoodie is perfect for slumping through soul-draining video calls, dodging social obligations you regret agreeing to, or pacing your living room at 2 a.m., wondering if this is the week everything finally collapses. Whether you’re doomscrolling until your eyeballs ache or overthinking every life choice you’ve ever made, you deserve to do it swaddled in sarcasm and supreme softness.
So stop faking it. Embrace your glorious descent into madness with style, warmth, and a healthy dose of dark humor. Get your hoodie now, before your last shred of sanity evaporates completely!
More details
- 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
- Midweight fabric: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
- Regular fit
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: VShadowFoxV
- Email: vshadowfoxv-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- This product is made for adults. Meets the formaldehyde, flammability, lead, cadmium and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Life On The Edge hoodie Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
27
|
20
|
33 1/2
|
|
M
|
28
|
22
|
34 1/2
|
|
L
|
29
|
24
|
35 1/2
|
|
XL
|
30
|
26
|
36 1/2
|
|
2XL
|
31
|
28
|
37 1/2
|
|
3XL
|
32
|
30
|
38 1/2
|
|
4XL
|
33
|
32
|
39 1/2
|
|
5XL
|
34
|
34
|
40 1/2
|