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Life On The Edge Muscle Tank

$21.99
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Introducing the “Living Life on the Edge of a Mental Breakdown” muscle tank. It's the perfect uniform for anyone who wants to let the world know they’re one protein shake away from a full-on existential crisis. This isn’t your average gym tank; it’s a bold declaration that your emotional stability is as shredded as your shoulders, and you’re not afraid to show it.

The smug, finger-gunning ShadowFox front and center tells everyone that while you might look like you’ve got your life together, you’re powering through each day with a cocktail of caffeine, repressed rage, and chaotic vibes. The sleeveless cut gives your arms maximum freedom to gesticulate wildly during rants about how everything is falling apart or to punch the air when yet another minor inconvenience pushes you closer to the brink.

So why hide your unraveling psyche behind boring clothes? Show off your mental instability and your gains with pride. Grab your muscle tank today before your last nerve finally snaps!

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  • 100% airlume combed ring-spun cotton
  • Lightweight fabric: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²)
  • Relaxed fit

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.