Party Time Muscle Tank
Dead Inside… But Ready to Party! Tee
Look, just because your hopes and dreams have flatlined doesn't mean your social calendar has.
This shirt is for those of us coasting through life on caffeine, chaos, and the sheer power of not wanting to talk about it. Featuring a skeleton in full vacation mode (because burnout deserves a beach day too), it's your official uniform for pretending everything's fine while sipping something questionable out of a plastic cup.
Whether you're emotionally unavailable or spiritually decomposed, this tee says:
“Sure, I’ve got nothing left to give… except vibes.”
Ideal for pool parties, existential crises, awkward family functions, and anywhere you want to scream “I’m over it” without saying a word.
Because sometimes the only thing keeping you afloat… is a flamingo.
More details
- 100% airlume combed ring-spun cotton
- Lightweight fabric: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²)
- Relaxed fit
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: VShadowFoxV
- Email: vshadowfoxv-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Party Time Muscle Tank Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
|
S
|
26
|
18
|
|
M
|
27
|
20
|
|
L
|
28
|
21.63
|
|
XL
|
29
|
23.63
|
|
2XL
|
30
|
25.63
|